martymas Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 hi this is comparing practices in different countrysit also applys in my country A Modern ParableA Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teamspracticed long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided toinvestigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriateaction.Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 personsteering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired aconsulting company and paid them a large amount of money for asecond opinion. They advised, of course, that too many people weresteering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting toprevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's managementstructure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steeringsuperintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was calledthe 'Rowing Team Quality First Program,' with meetings, dinners andfree pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles,canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.The next year the Japanese won by two miles.Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poorperformance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles,and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The moneysaved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the nextyear's racing team was out-sourced to India . Sadly, the End.Sad, but oh so true! Here's something else to think about: Fordhas spent the last thirty years moving all its factories out of the US,claiming they can't make money paying American wages. Toyota has spent the last thirty years building more than a dozen plants inside the US. The last quarter's results:Toyota makes 4 billion in profits while Ford racked up 9 billionin losses. Ford folks are still scratching their heads.IF THIS WASN'T SO SAD IT MIGHT BE FUNNY! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snyper Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 No, it is funny..so it should be in the Comedy section Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted June 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 do you feel the truth is funnymarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Honda_Boy Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 I've heard this joke before but it was GM versus Toyota. Too bad it ain't about Chrysler cause I hate them and I hate my mom's Mexican made PT Cruiser with a passion.Canadian cars FTW!!!! Just kiddin. I've got a Canadian Made Civic (my old one was American made though) with a Japanese made motor and my Dad has an American Toyota Tacoma. American companies are royally screwing themselves it seems like.BTW, Toyota has surpassed GM as the world's largest auto manufacturer. I tell ya, they'd really be ballin if they brought back the Supra and turbo Celica's and turbo MR2's. No one would be able to touch them cause they then could satisfy all markets. Family cars, sports cars, econo boxes, trucks, everything but exotics. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 Of course it doesnt mention Toyota pays MUCH less than Ford does... Not even surpirsing it doesnt mention the inferior health care. (compared to Ford) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ragavendra Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 yes its toyota who pay less and the above story told is very funny to hear it.---------ragavendrasreevysh corp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
isteve Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Ten years from now toyota and honda will be loosing the canoe race to the chinese. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 ... Too true, in my opinion. Foreign nameplates can make money building here partly because they locate their factories ONLY where non-union labor is available. Just to be clear, that's fine by me. America has become non-competitive partly because we demand too much in compensation across the board, from janitors to CEOs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sultan_emerr Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Those Westerners need to get more exercise. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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