martymas Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Good Pun is Its Own Reword- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.- Sea captains don't like crew cuts.- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?- Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.- What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)- A backward poet writes inverse.- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.- A plateau is a high form of flattery.- The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.- Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.- Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.- When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.- Acupuncture is a jab well done.- Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.- The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.- In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.- Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor.- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.- A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.- Every calendar's days are numbered.- A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.All right, I can turn this into a joke for the kids: What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds! <confused looks, oh-I-get-it, smiles, thinking of who they'll tell the joke to> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted May 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 hi jd i had to think about that at firsta clever play on wordsmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Falcon1986 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 I always enjoy these jokes you find, Marty! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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