Guiness Book Of Records

[martymas]

as i dont know the person

i feel it is safe to post

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.â€

Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.â€

Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.â€

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.â€

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, “I am now officially the smallest person in the world.â€

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says. “Who is Rosie O’Donnell?

[Bubba Bob]

LOL!

Good one Marty

And dont worry, its not really a person you want to know. Imagine a lady with class. THe complete opposite of that would be Rosie.

[martymas]

thanks bubba bob

marty

[jimras]

Thanks Marty

I always enjoy a good chuckle......especially on Friday

when the work is all done!!!

jim

[martymas]

i just researched rosie o"donnell

and she is gay

or as the article says

she straddles both sides of the fence

marty

Edited May 4, 2007 by martymas

[JDoors]

HILARIOUS!

She's not exactly attractive (though not shockingly UN-attractive either) and her personality, or more specifically her beliefs, and particularly her tendancy to tell anyone who'll listen exactly what those beliefs are and why you're a big ol' jerk if you disagree, makes her unattractive in other ways. (On the other hand, she has loyal fans too. Only the ones that agree with her I betcha.) (Her sexual nature is irrelevant to me.)

She can be funny and entertaining (she had her own "talk show" for a while) but she falls victim to, it seems, every Internet conspiracy theory and talks like they're real ("We should check that out!" Uh, no, it's moronic, we should check you IN if you believe something that's patently and obviously false).

[martymas]

in my research she appears

on a womans talk show called the view

she replaced some black woman that got axed

because the ratings went down because of the black host

i thought racism was a thing of the past in the usa

however the article didnt

say if the ratings improved or not

she is quite famous in the usa

but here in nz she is unheard of

apart from the gay community

so being famous because of being gay

isnt popular every where in the world

to me that is their own bizness

tho for some time i was anti gay

but ive learned to tolerate it now

marty

[JDoors]

I don't know where you got information that said the previous host was canned due to her race, believe me, there were a hundred OTHER reasons for her leaving. Nowhere at any time did I get the impression it had anything to do with her race (and it would have been BIG news if there were even a HINT that it did).

We haven't magically eliminated racism but I'm sure there were more objections to having an openly gay person co-host (though it was her politics that caused the most controversy) than a person of any particular ethnic group.

We just might have a black President soon, but it'll be a while before an openly gay person could win.

[martymas]

being gay is an enigma to some people

and i was one of those

i was brought up as a strict catholic

and those days gays were the scum, of the earth

now of course they are accepted every where

for me personally

i was anti gay because i didnt understand it

then i discovered one of my cousins was a lesbion

she was the nicest person you could meet

so i had to get my head around the fact

that it was in my family

and not other people as i thought

i still have problems with the gay thing

but ime learning to cope

the thing about the black woman

being axed was only what i read

and from a show of david ledderman[ not sure of the spelling]

and the

article appeared in the show tonight

i doubt if the usa will ever have a black president

to be a politiain you have to be wealthy

and not many blacks fit that catergory

as well the usa only have two political partys

and they are all

wealthy members

that applys all over the world

not only the usa

even my country

wealthy politicians rule

marty

[JDoors]

Yeah, Catholics suppress gays, that's for sure (as do many other religions). With such forceful suppression it's no surprise it took a long time before you discovered -- hey, there are gay people all over, and they're just people.

There are rich blacks, Obama ain't poor. I don't know his net worth (I just may look it up!*) but it's significant, and puts him way above the average American regardless of race. I see no reason (though I may be naive) we can't have a black President, or a woman, or a Muslim .... well, that one will have to wait a while.

------

Holy cow: Barack Obama (D-Ill) - 2005. image. Net Worth:, From $1,100,008 to $2,500,000 Ranks 50th among all members of the Senate ...

Rich enough to be President?

Edited May 9, 2007 by JDoors

[martymas]

hey jd

that is some bank book

ive read a lot of flak for

mrs clinton

i wonder why

odviously it is the right wing throwing brick bats

i happen to admire her

through all the s---t she has taken

because of her husband

and of course the opposition

trying to belittle her

but she is a woman

and i feel she is brave to put up with all that

stuff that is thrown at her

so personally i hope she makes it

as a woman and a brave one

marty

[JDoors]

I hope people reluctant to support her are doing so for reasons other than that she's a woman.

Her views and actions are (or were) very far to the left, closer to socialism than federalism. She was also involved in a lot of scandals and, peripherally, to scandalous behavior(s). One doesn't have to be a right-wing nutcase to see she's not entirely innocent and admirable. But then, who among high-ranking politcal candidates is?

Personally I think she'd make a strong President, but I disagree with so many of her views I hope that doesn't happen.