martymas Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 I dialed a number and got the following recording:"I am not available right now, butThank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE!My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine.~~~~~Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~Blessed are those who can give without remembering And take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~God made man before woman so as to give him time to think Of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, But it keeps getting harder to find one.~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error.~~~~~ The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Heh-heh, great stuff, Marty:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 "Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses."Oh, yeahhhhhh! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
novi Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Marty,They were all great.Take care,Pat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KeithLDick Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Funny stuff MArty, thanks for sharing... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Honda_Boy Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 "Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses."Oh boy don't I know it. Happened to me the other morning before school. First tie I lost my glasses in ages. I have extremely bad eyesight (pretty sure I'm not too far from being legally blind without my glasses) and boy finding those thin frames (designer Eddie Bauer frames, so yeah, THIN) with as bad as my nearsightedness is was a challenge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted April 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 me to mattbut because ime older im allowed one concession with out my glasses im an easy take marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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