bozodog Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 > > > > Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? > > A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste> them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart> will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of> your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. > > _____ > > > Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? > > A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and> corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an> efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat> chicken. Bee f is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).> And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of> vegetable products > > _____ > > > Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? > > A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that> means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the> goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! & lt; /SPAN>> > > _____ > > > Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? > > A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If> you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. > > _____ > > > Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise> program? > > A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good! > > _____ > > > Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? > > A: You're not listening....Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In> fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for> you? > > _____ > > > Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the> middle? > > A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should> only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. > > _____ > > > Q: Is chocolate bad for me? > > A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best> feel-good food around!! > > _____ > > > Q: Is swimming good for your figure? > > A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. > > _____ > > > Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? > > A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! ! > > _____ > > > Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about> food and diets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 'Round' is a shape! I'm in shape! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikex Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 That's my shape also.Boy I feel better already and I never visited this doctor.M Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 LOL, sign me up for this Doctor:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 I always knew chocolate was good for you....my choco-consumption has kept my husband alive all these years....Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 i feel better just reading the postmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deaf_girl Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Q: Is chocolate bad for me?A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around!! Does he take Medicaid? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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