deaf_girl Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside andsaid, "If you don't do the following, your husband willsurely die". 1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. 2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work. 3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores. 4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctorhad told her."You're going to die," she replied. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
garmanma Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Could see that one coming Mark Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Read it to Hubby and he LOVED it!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 LMAO, that is classic, deaf_girl! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 ha ha ha good one deaf girlmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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