Taxes...

[bozodog]

I thought this was funny, then I realized the awful truth of it.

Tax his land, Tax his bed,

Tax the table where he's fed.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his cow, Tax his goat,

Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt,

Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,

Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers,

If he cries, then tax his tears.

Tax his car, Tax his gas,

Find other ways to tax his ass

Tax all he has, Then let him know

That you won't be done Till he has no dough.

When he screams, Then tax him more,

Tax him till he's good and sore

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,

Tax the sod where he's laid.

Put these words upon his tomb,

"Taxes drove me to my doom."

When he's gone, Do not relax,

Its time to apply the inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax,

Building Permit Tax,

CDL license Tax,

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Exit NJ Tax (Yes it is true, leave NJ and you are taxed 7% on the sale of your

home, not on the profit of sale)

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax,

Fuel permit Tax

Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Interest Expense

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Service charge Taxes

Social Security Tax

Road usage Taxes

Sales Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

Telephone federal excise tax

Telephone federal universal service fee Tax

Telephone federal, state and local surcharge Taxes

Telephone minimum usage surcharge Tax

Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges Tax

Telephone state and local Tax

Telephone usage charge Tax

Utility Taxes

Vehicle License Registration Tax,

Vehicle Sales Tax

Watercraft registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS:

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened?

Born FREE, taxed to DEATH!!!

And, I still have to "press 1" for English.

[hitest]

Great post, bozodog:-)

My wife and I both work full time so we can put food on the table, and pay our @#*$ing taxes:-)

[JDoors]

... And we're in one of the lowest taxed nations!