You Gotta Love Old Men


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I was at the mall the other day eating at the

food court. I noticed an

old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green,

red, orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager

would look and find the

old man staring every time. When the teenager

had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response,

"Got drunk once and had

sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you

were my son."

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