Words Women Use

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1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argume nt when they are

right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

If you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before

helping around the house, it means two seconds.

3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing"

usually end in "Fine."

4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and

arguing with you about "Nothing" (see #3).

6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women

can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and

hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question, make sarcastic

remarks or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8) Whatever: A women's way of saying "Drop dead!"

9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,

meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do

several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result

in a man asking "What's wrong?". See #3.