Old Peoples Philosophy

[martymas]

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you????"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 PM.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Forward this to every one you can remember.

Edited February 16, 2007 by martymas

[thesidekickcat]

Ah so... agrees this old philospher!!!

Another for the list...you are automatically given 'senior discounts' when you eat out and it no longer upsets you!!!

Pat

God bless everyone

[garmanma]

Ah so... agrees this old philospher!!!

Another for the list...you are automatically given 'senior discounts' when you eat out and it no longer upsets you!!!

Pat

God bless everyone

I remember the first time. I was buying a drill and the perky young lady asked me for my Golden Buckeye Card. I was only 40. My wife has never let me live that down. Now I use it all the time

Mark

Edited February 16, 2007 by garmanma