bozodog Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 An Indian walks into a café with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a malebuffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug ofcoffee.The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.The next morning the Indian returns.He has his shotgun in one hand and is pulling another male buffalo withthe other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Wantcoffee."The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your messfrom yesterday. What was all that about anyway?"The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikex Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 aint that the truth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 that happens here as well world wide i tninkmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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