martymas Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) Lady Urologist There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But now a few women have entered the field. A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99." The guy did as the doctor instructed and said, "99". The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99." Again, the guy says, "99." The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold on to your willy Now take a deep breath and say 99." The guy says, "One. . . two. . . threehave i get time to get to 99 Edited February 8, 2007 by martymas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Hey marty,Her finger nails would hurt!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted February 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 when i read it i thought i wasent as lucky as thatsend her to new zealandbill mallemson sent itmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikex Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 kinda want to count one one-thousand, two one-thousand....LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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