martymas Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am." After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on a ranch. I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, I dream of having sex with women, everything makes me think of women." A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "Well, I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just found out that I'm a damn lesbian." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Sending that one to Son. He says he's a lesbian, too for the same reasons!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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