A Blonde On Vacation

[jimras]

A blonde was on vacation in the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair

of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay

the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of

one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go

out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and

give it a try!"

The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an

alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the

side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep

in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With

lightning speed, she takes aim, fires, kills the creature and hauls it onto

the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby are 7 more of the dead creatures,

all lying on their backs.

As the shopkeeper stands on the bank, watching in silent amazement, the

blonde struggles and flips the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes

Heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out "RATS! THIS

ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!!!"

[JDoors]

[bobbynichols]

[robroy]

[blim]

I STILL don't have my shoes!!

Liz

[hitest]

Classic stuff, man:-) LMAO

[martymas]