jimras Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer .And the Number One Country Song --- 1 I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly Woman, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 All clever turns of a phrase, but not any stranger than real songs. "I can't let you say goodbye," aww, what a sweet sentiment ... right?Willie NelsonI Just Can't Let You Say GoodbyeI had not planned on seeing you, I was afraid of what I'd do.But pride is strong here am I, and I just can't let you say goodbye.Please have no fear you're in no harm, as long as you're here in my arms.But you can't leave, so please don't try, but I just can't let you say goodbye.What force behind your evil mind, can let your lips speak so unkind,To one who loves as much as I, I just can't let you say goodbye.The flesh around your throat is pale, indented by my fingernails.Please don't scream and please don't cry, cause I just can't let you say goodbye.Your voice is still, it speaks no more, you'll never hurt me anymore.Death is a friend to love and I, cause now you'll never say goodbye Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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