jimras Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible!â€â€œWhat do you mean? I'm fine.â€â€œWhat about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before.â€â€œWell,†said the pirate, “we were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg, but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm fine, really.â€â€œOh yeah? Well, what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had both hands.â€â€œWe were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off, but the Doc fixed me up with the hook, and I feel great, really.â€â€œOh,†said the bartender, “what about that eye patch? The last time you were in here you had both eyes.â€â€œOne day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye.â€â€œYou're kidding,†said the bartender, “you couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird crap!â€â€œArrgh, it was me first day with the hook.†Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 (edited) Arghhh, mighty painfull cappin.Good one Edited November 21, 2006 by Bubba Bob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 LOL, good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Argggghhhhh, Matey, oh, that's good! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snyper Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 sweet..lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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