Bubba Bob Posted November 19, 2006 Report Share Posted November 19, 2006 What's going on in the car forums?Bentley Forums - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Mustang (Chevelle) forums - - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. Monte Carlo forums - - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. Civic forums - - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. VW Bug forum - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) Yugo Forum - - - When's the last time yours ran? Lamborghini forum - - - Wind noise around 210MPH Miata forums - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) Chevy Tahoe forum - - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) Pontiac Fiero forum - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics) BMW 7-series forum - - - Where to get service on my Rolex? Cadillac forum - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Chevy Suburban Forum - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon? Buick Forum - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Crown Victoria forum - - - How come people never pass me on the highway? Honda Accord forum - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Toyota Echo forum - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Ferrari forums - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast. Porsche forums - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? Saturn forums - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace. Jaguar forum - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on? Mercedes forum - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Mini forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics) Dodge Viper forum - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather? McLaren F1 forum - - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me. Dodge Minivan forum - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be? Hummer forum - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas. Fiat forum - - -Hello? Am I the only member? Subaru WRX forum - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot. Chevy pickup forum - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? SRT Forums "Will this void my warranty" RX7 Forums - - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me. DSM Forums - - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me Supra Forums - - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa. Vette Forums - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel? Ford 2.3 forums - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!<---- Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bearskin Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 well I called my mechanic this morning to find out what was wrong with my car. this is what he told methe water pump won't pumpthe spark plugs won't sparkthe generator won't genthe starter won't startand the pistons won't...............................move up and down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Honda_Boy Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Visit honda-tech.com you'll get a massive laugh at the posts there daily. Many people have the the funniest quotes from other members in their sigs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan72 Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Funny stuff.Buick Forum - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? There's this "kid" at work who traded his Pontiac Solstice for a Buick. I think there's somethin' wrong with him. "Oh but now I have a back seat, a comfortable ride, luxury touches, etc." Yeah, and a wheelchair will fit in the trunk, what's your point? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Honda_Boy Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 screw good ride and luxury touches, I'd rather feel the road, hug corners and be as light as possible for maximum speed/acceleration.Also again at Honda-Tech, the Kills section is filled with stories and Videos of Hondas whipping newer Mustang GT's. Some are turbo D-Series others are N/A built B and K Series. And yes there are some videos to back it up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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