Bubba

[martymas]

That Ain't Bubba!!

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, and Bubba didn't

have any remaining family members, so they sent for his two best

friends, Darryl and Gomer.

Darryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,

Darryl said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better

roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, "Nope,

that ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in

to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said,

"Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had

two a-holes

"What? He had two a-holes" asked the mortician.

"Yup, I never seed 'em, but everyone knew he had two a-holes.

Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with

them two a-holes."

[JDoors]

"Here comes Bubba with them two a-holes."

Whoops!