Good One

[bozodog]

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

> > > "Yes. What can I do for you?"

> > > "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil

> > > Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!

> > >

> > > Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,

> > > but he's hidin' it there."

> > > "Thank you very much for the call, sir."

> > >

> > > The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on

> > > Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

> > > Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but

> > > find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

> > >

> >

> > Shortly, the phone rings at

>Virgil's house.

> > "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?"

> > > "Yeah!"

> > >

> > > "Did they chop your firewood?"

> > > "Yep!"

> > > "Happy Birthday, buddy!"

> > >

> > > (Rednecks know how to git-ER-dun)...:.)...

[snyper]

I heard a smilar one about an arab that wanted to gave his back garden ploughed...