Why Men Don't Write To "dear Abby"

[jimras]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on

What could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that

my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I

ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't

know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she

Always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as

if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't

in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and

she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and

why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep

Down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out

Again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to

The garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the

whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my

Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be

leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks, Chuck

[martymas]

ha ha ha

a spare moter cycle tyre

i love it

marty

[JDoors]

It was at that moment, crouching behind my

Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be

leaking a little oil.

Dear Chuck, You own a Harley with ONE oil leak and you're worried?

[snyper]

nice one!

[hitest]

Heh-heh, good one:-)