bozodog Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind Catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail." The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 He'd better be careful or she'll tell him where to put the kite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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blim Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Love it Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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