The Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman

[snyper]

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for

when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he

will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a

backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of

ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look

fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you

use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A

WOMAN . . .

You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

[deaf_girl]

So go screw your handgun

Edited November 7, 2006 by deaf_girl

[bearskin]

also handguns never give dumb responses to posts.

[Steamhead]

haha

[snyper]

So go screw your handgun

Raaarrr!!

[deaf_girl]

also handguns never give dumb responses to posts.

Struck a nerve did we.

[snyper]

I do "be intimate" with my rifle

[hitest]

also handguns never give dumb responses to posts.

Struck a nerve did we.

LOL, nice one deaf girl:-)