martymas Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 as ime not a fan of gold diggers posting these corny jokes is no problem to meSubject: Paul and Heather McCartney>>It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are >facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her >false>leg.>>Personally, I think it's prosthetic.>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ->>News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife >Heather Mills-McCartney.>>Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been >"my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea >why>this has happened, I'm stumped">>"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will >need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a >relationship>like this">>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ->>It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the >marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a >colossal>wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical >collaborations. If an agreement hasn't been signed it is believed that she >won't>have a leg to stand on.>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ->>Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have >been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her>leg over".>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ->>Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. >"Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at >night>and find her legless">>Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that >Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new Prosthetic leg for >Christmas>but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a wood plane but >then he gave her a Lady-Shave for the other leg.>>Apparently she wants to keep the plane he bought her for Christmas, she >says she'll buy her own Immac for the other leg.>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ->>A poem by Sir Paul McCartney->>I lay upon a grassy bank>>My hands were all a quiver>>I slowly removed her suspender belt>>and her leg fell in the river>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ->>Q What had 3 legs and lived on a farm?>>A The McCartney's>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ->>These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please.> Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another lady that >can fill her shoe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 I don't know if it's just right here where I am or what, but I don't hear ANYTHING about the McCartney's (other than the original news item about the divorce). Shoot, it was only here on this board that I found out she had had surgery on her leg(s). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted November 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 (edited) hi jd here in nz we get all the news from tabloids. bbc. chanel ective just found she was an alcaholicso many of these stories have a backgroundwe dont know aboutto me she was a gold diggerit was pauls family who alerted him to this factshe has made a ststement that paul treated her like dirtand rough handled her but that was a different statement she made to the press when their troubles first started she said then he was a loving husbandshe has changed her mind in one week gold is her aim i must stress she did wonderful work for aid agencyslike oxfam corsoand adopt a child that is how they met paul has been in this work for 30 years and is treated like a saint in africaso one good outways the otheri was never a fan of the beatles musictho there were songs i liked most of their songs were rehashed oldystho many loved it as they were multimillionaierssome of them i sang as a little boy long befroe they came on the scenemarty Edited November 4, 2006 by martymas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Must be tough to trust someone when you're as rich as Midas, but I'd sure like to see what that problem is like some day. If ya know what I mean. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted November 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 me to JD O TO BE drunken billionairemarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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