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as ime not a fan of gold diggers

posting these corny jokes is no problem to me

Subject: Paul and Heather McCartney

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>It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are

>facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her

>false

>leg.

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>Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

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>News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife

>Heather Mills-McCartney.

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>Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been

>"my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea

>why

>this has happened, I'm stumped"

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>"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will

>need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a

>relationship

>like this"

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>It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the

>marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a

>colossal

>wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical

>collaborations. If an agreement hasn't been signed it is believed that she

>won't

>have a leg to stand on.

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>Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have

>been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her

>leg over".

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>Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause.

>"Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at

>night

>and find her legless"

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>Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that

>Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new Prosthetic leg for

>Christmas

>but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a wood plane but

>then he gave her a Lady-Shave for the other leg.

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>Apparently she wants to keep the plane he bought her for Christmas, she

>says she'll buy her own Immac for the other leg.

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>A poem by Sir Paul McCartney-

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>I lay upon a grassy bank

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>My hands were all a quiver

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>I slowly removed her suspender belt

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>and her leg fell in the river

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>Q What had 3 legs and lived on a farm?

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>A The McCartney's

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>These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please.

> Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another lady that

>can fill her shoe.

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hi jd

here in nz we get all the news

from tabloids. bbc. chanel ect

ive just found she was an alcaholic

so many of these stories have a background

we dont know about

to me she was a gold digger

it was pauls family who alerted him to this fact

she has made a ststement that paul treated her like dirt

and rough handled her

but that was a different statement she made to the press

when their troubles first started

she said then he was a loving husband

she has changed her mind in one week

gold is her aim

i must stress she did wonderful work for

aid agencys

like oxfam

corso

and adopt a child

that is how they met

paul has been in this work for 30 years

and is treated like a saint in africa

so one good outways the other

i was never a fan of the beatles music

tho there were songs i liked

most of their songs were rehashed oldys

tho many loved it as they were multimillionaiers

some of them i sang as a little boy long befroe they came on the scene

marty

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