The Top 17 Country Songs


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17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One song is . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

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Some of those are totally believeable!

One of my favorites by Willie Nelson, takes a dark turn near the end that changes the expected meaning of the title:

I Just Can't Let You Say Goodbye

I had not planned on seeing you.

I was afraid of what I'd do,

But pride is strong and here am I,

and I just can't let you say goodbye.

Please have no fear you're in no harm

as long as you're here in my arms,

But you can't leave so please don't try,

I just can't let you say goodbye.

What force behind your evil mind

can let your lips speak so unkind

To one who loves as much as I.

I just can't let you say goodbye.

The flesh around your throat is pale

indented by my fingernails,

Please don't scream, please don't cry,

I just can't let you say goodbye.

Your voice is still it speaks no more.

You'll never hurt me anymore,

Death is a friend to love and I,

'cause now you'll never say goodbye.

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Edited by JDoors
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