martymas Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left.The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea."The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband, "Hey, where's your ball?""It's over here in the pussy willows."The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!"marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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snyper Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 i had to read it a few times...im slowing down..funny tho.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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