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  2. About Cleaning The Registery

    in Windows 10, 8, 7, Vista, and XP

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    About cleaning the registry

    I like to keep my registry clean and bought two programs to look after it. One is “Registry Clean Pro”, the other “PC Rescue”.

    Both programs seem to work equally well, and I have no problems.

    I have the latest version of both programs.

    Not long ago I downloaded an unregistered version of PConPoint. When I ran that program it found no less than 193 errors!

    Any ideas what’s going on here?

    O yes, needless to say PConPoint wants me to register (and pay) before it will get rid of the afore mentioned “problems”.

    I work with Windows XP.

  3. Children And Proverbs

    in The Comedy Club

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    Elementary School Test

    Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you know the

    Bible, even a little, you'll find this hilarious! It comes from a

    Catholic Elementary school test. Kids were asked questions about the old

    and new testaments. The following statements about the Bible were

    written by children. They have not been retouched nor corrected. (i.e.,

    incorrect spelling has been left in).

    1. In the first book of the bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating

    the world so he took the sabbath off.

    2. Adam and Eve were created from an Apple tree. Noah's wife was

    called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark and the animals came on in pears.

    3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire

    during the night.

    4. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble

    with unsympathetic Genitals.

    5. Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel

    like Delilah.

    6. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

    7.Moses led the Jews to the Red sea where they made unleavened bread

    which is bread without any ingredients.

    8. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert, Afterwards, Moses

    went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.

    9. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

    10. The seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

    11. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the

    Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

    12.. The greatest miricle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to

    stand still and he obeyed him.

    13. David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He

    fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in bibical times.

    14.Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

    15. When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna

    Carta.

    16. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found

    Jesus in the manager.

    17. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

    18. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.

    19. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do unto others

    before they do one to you. He also explained, a man doth not live by

    sweat alone.

    20. It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get

    the tombstone off the entrance.

    21. The people who followed the lord were called the twelve decibels.

    22. The epistels were the wives of the apostals.

    23. One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

    24. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity, he preached holy acrimony, which

    is another name for marraige.

    25. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.