mawood1231

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  1. Do you have Norton's on your computer? My cpu stayed at 50 percent or more all the time. One of the processes in the task manger was working like crazy. I found out it was part of Norton's. I closed that one processes and the cpu went down to 1 percent in a few seconds. I deleted Norton after that. I use AVG. I don't remember what it was called, but hope this helps you.

  2. My daughter sent these to me this morning, have a good laugh !!

    Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak

    Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back. or that you could crawl into a hole?

    Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

    FIRST TESTIMONY:

    I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow

    and asked loudly,

    "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"

    I turned around and walked back out and never went back

    My husband didn't say a word....

    he knew better.

    SECOND TESTIMONY:

    I was at the golf store comparing different kinds

    of golf balls.

    I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.

    After browsing for several minutes,

    I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen

    who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.

    Without thinking, I looked at him and said,

    "I think I like playing with men's balls."

    THIRD TESTIMONY:

    My sister and I were at the mall and

    passed by a store that sold a

    variety of candy and nuts.

    As we were looking at the display case,

    the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.

    I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."

    My sister started to laugh hysterically.

    The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.

    To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

    FOURTH TESTIMONY:

    While in line at the bank one afternoon,

    my toddler decided to release

    some pent-up energy and ran amok.

    I was finally able to grab hold of

    her after receiving looks of disgust

    and annoyance from other patrons.

    I told her that if she did not start behaving

    "right now" she would be punished.

    To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a

    voice just as threatening,

    "If you don't let m e go right now,

    I will tell Grandma that I saw you

    kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"

    The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.

    Even the tellers stopped

    what they were doing.

    I mustered up the last of my dignity and

    walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.

    The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

    FIFTH TESTIMONY:

    Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?

    My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training

    and I was on him constantly.

    One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch

    in between errands.

    It was very busy, with a full dining room.

    While enjoying my taco,

    I smelled something funny,

    so of course I checked

    my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.

    The realized that Danny

    had not asked to go potty in a while.

    I asked him if he needed to go,

    and he said "No".

    I kept thinking

    "Oh Lord, that child has had an

    accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."

    Then I said,

    "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"

    "No," he replied.

    I just KNEW that he must have had an accident,

    because the smell was getting worse.

    Soooooo, I asked one more time,

    Danny, did you have an accident?

    This time he jumped up,

    yanked down his pants,

    bent over,

    spread his cheeks

    and yelled

    "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"

    While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,

    he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.

    An old couple made me feel better,

    thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

    LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY

    This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days

    and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,

    in the future, likely think before she speaks.

    What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!

    We had a female news anchor that,

    the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,

    turned to the weatherman and asked:

    "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

    Not only did HE have to leave the set,

    but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

    Now, didn't that feel good?

    Remember we all say things we don't really mean.

    Think before you speak...

  3. I had the same problem. My gmail notifier wouldn't work, so I did a search and someone said they were having the same trouble. All it would do is say loading. I had to do a system restore for something else and when it came back on, my gmail notifer worked again. You could try doing a system restore. I hope it works for you.

    Mary Ann