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  4. Maths Lesson

    in The Comedy Club

    Posted · Edited by Jason

    This equation should be taught in all math classes!

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

    questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-*-*-*-*

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

    *-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work

    and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's

    the bull**** and *** kissing that will put you over the top.

    My sincere aplogies if this goes against the forums etiquette, but I have edited out all the profanity (I think).

  10. Hi Everyone!

    in Open Chat

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    Thought I'd finally register here having browsed for a while. I can be found on a few sites, including; Tech Support Team (my site), Malwarebytes forums, Tech Support Guy, MajorGeeks, CastleCops, Malwareteks, and the list goes on...

    Nice to meet you all and I look forward to contributing.

    Kind Regards,

    Jason