Words Women Use And Their Meanings

[Naming is hard]

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Words Women Use and Their Meanings

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE

this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and

you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you

over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a

man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Oh, and before we forget ...

"Whatever"

...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

Edited August 1, 2006 by Naming is hard

[martymas]

woman should control the world

men have ravaged the planet

for the almighty dollar

but time is running out

marty

[JDoors]

woman should control the world ...

They don't?