handplane Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 ~~~~~~The Evil ways of WOMEN~~~~~~ A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles Per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice "I Know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly Increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again."I don't want you to try and talk me out of It," he says "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a Far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly And slowly increases the speed to 55 mph. He pushes his luck. "I want the house ," he says insistently. She increases the speed up to 60 mph. "I want the car, too," he continues. The car is now going 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and The boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies- in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got Everything I need," she says. "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and Smiles. "THE AIRBAG" Moral of the Story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Lol! Good one handplane, and yes they are. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Honda_Boy Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 man that's awesome.must be kinda old though. Even my 95 Civic and My dad's bottom end 98 Tacoma both have dual air bags. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheTerrorist_75 Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 man that's awesome.must be kinda old though. Even my 95 Civic and My dad's bottom end 98 Tacoma both have dual air bags. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesidekickcat Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 He should have known better than to cheat a smart lady like her!!! Ha! Ha! PatGod bless everyone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 LOL, good one, handplane! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irregularjoe Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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