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So I'm reading it, laughing, when I got to the end I said, "holy crap." Why? 'cause of this:

"This classic Dave Barry column was originally published on Feb. 27, 2000."

Five years old and it's as true as ever!

I gotta find the link where the OnStar operator decides to take over the car:

OnStar: "OnStar, may I help you?"

Driver: "My horn keeps blasting away!"

OnStar: "Oh, yeah, I'm doing that."

Driver: "Waa-ah?"

OnStar: "Yeah, I was just messin' around, want me to drive? Tell me when to turn, OK?"

Driver: "Arrghhh!"

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So I'm reading it, laughing, when I got to the end I said, "holy crap." Why? 'cause of this:

"This classic Dave Barry column was originally published on Feb. 27, 2000."

Five years old and it's as true as ever!

I gotta find the link where the OnStar operator decides to take over the car:

OnStar: "OnStar, may I help you?"

Driver: "My horn keeps blasting away!"

OnStar: "Oh, yeah, I'm doing that."

Driver: "Waa-ah?"

OnStar: "Yeah, I was just messin' around, want me to drive? Tell me when to turn, OK?"

Driver: "Arrghhh!"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Maybe while they are driving they can place my order at McD's and drop the kiddies off at school...i can see the headlines now.

"Onstar Driver drops students off at McD's while waiting for the principle to bring burger and fries to the window"

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i think that i should've paid more for my smart toaster cause mine's a retard. all it does is sit there and when i hold up the flash card with math problems, it can only answer by popping up with 1 toast or 2. stupid toaster. i gave it a pop quiz earlier and it didn't even get the name of the inventor of the semi conductor right.

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