cherokeechief Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 THE MAGIC CELL PHONE A young man with a beautiful blonde (cross that out and put in Ditz) wife wants to give her something nice and useful for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her shiny, tiny, new phone. He shows her and explains to her all the wonderful features on the phone. The next day the blonde (ditz) goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi hun," he says, "how do you like your new phone?" She replies, "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though." "What's that, hun?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LJM Master Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 (edited) good one cherokeechief like it! Edited September 4, 2005 by LJM Master Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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