blim Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 (edited) **Hope this isn't old, just got this email and it's new to me 13 Things to do at Wal-mart.1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares."5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shopper you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.7. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.9. When handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission:Impossible" theme.11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME", "PICK ME".12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's the voices again!"13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!" Edited September 1, 2005 by blim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 new to me too Liz, very funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Makai Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 LOL! Good one Blim. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Good one blim.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 HAHAHA!!!Nice One Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Schmidt1989 Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 im seriously about to do some of those too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Careful now Schmidt1989, don't get njustice fired.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anti_Spyware Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 (edited) See this link for 50 fun things to do at Walmart:http://www.azzit.de/humor/133.html50 ways to confuse people in a computer lab:http://andybauch.tripod.com/Annoying/comp.html20 funny things to do at a drive-thru restaurant:http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/6174/jokes/Fastfood.htm20 things NOT to say to a cop:http://www.police999.com/humour/fun4.html50 fun things to do in church:http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=50%20...o%20in%20church20 strange things to stick in your microwave (quite a different kind of site lol)http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/ (kinda ecclectic but funny) Edited October 16, 2005 by Anti_Spyware Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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