handplane Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 (edited) New Living Will FormWE,__________________________, being of sound mind and body,do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.Under no circumstances should OUR fate be put in the hands ofpeckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biologyif their lives depended on it.IF a reasonable amount of timepasses and WE fail to sit up and ask for(please initial all that apply)_________a martini_________a manhattan_________a beer_________a steak_________ the remote control_________ a bowl of ice cream________ my fishing pole_________ sexit should be presumed that WE won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, WE hereby instruct OUR appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep US on life-support machinery. It is OUR wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.Signature:___________________________Date: ___________________________Witness: __________________________ Edited August 21, 2005 by handplane Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 New Living Will FormI,_____Vile_DR_____________________, being of sound mind and body,do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.Under no circumstances should OUR fate be put in the hands ofpeckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biologyif their lives depended on it.IF a reasonable amount of timepasses and WE fail to sit up and ask for(please initial all that apply)____VD_____a martini_____VD____a manhattan____VD_____a beer____VD_____a steak____VD_____ the remote control____VD_____ a bowl of ice cream___VD_____ my fishing pole____VD_____ sexit should be presumed that WE won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, WE hereby instruct OUR appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep US on life-support machinery. It is OUR wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.Signature:__Vile_DR_________________________Date:   _________TODAY__________________Witness: __________GOD________________<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Looks good to me...!!!...LOL... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 That's a good one. Yeah if there's been a martini within reach and I haven't made an attempt to get it within 3 days.....yep pull the plug. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 New Living Will FormWE,___________RV_______________, being of sound mind and body,do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.Under no circumstances should OUR fate be put in the hands ofpeckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biologyif their lives depended on it.IF a reasonable amount of timepasses and WE fail to sit up and ask for(please initial all that apply)____RV_____a martini (Very Dry)____RV____a manhattan (Never tried one...but sure, why not I'll go for it)_____RV____a beer ( 6 Pack)_____RV____a steak (Medium Please)____RV_____ the remote control (I have to fight my wife for this?)____RV_____ a bowl of ice cream (Chocolate)____RV____ my fishing pole (Golf Clubs also)_____RV____ sex (??? Um..can we push this to the top...or does this list have to be in this order)it should be presumed that WE won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, WE hereby instruct OUR appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep US on life-support machinery. It is OUR wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.Signature:___________RV________________Date: ____________Any Time_______________Witness: ___________Somebody Sign Here Please_______________<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Cool handplane...Ya I'll give it a go.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 This is hilarious! Nice one handplane Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Like it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikex Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Printed!Signed!Passed out copies!lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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