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A boss wondered why one of his most

valued employees had not phoned in sick one day.

Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,

he dialled the employee's cell phone number and was greeted

with a child's whisper.


"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult,

the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom

he could leave a message, the boss asked,

"Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home,

the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy

and the Fireman," the whisper answered.

Growing more worried as he heard what

sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone,

the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A helicopter." answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?"

demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered,

"The search team just landed the helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned and a

little frustrated the boss asked,

"What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice

replied with a muffled giggle. "ME.!

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