bozodog Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 *You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.*You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.*You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hoppingbetween the reception and wedding dance.*You know the difference between "Green" and "Red" farm machinery, andwould fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!*You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.*You spent more on beer and liquor than you did on food at your wedding.*You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you don't break intouncontrollable laughter.*You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at the county fair.*You know that "combine" is a noun.*You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steelpost in the middle of winter.*You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.*You know that "creek" rhymes with "pick".*Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken intoconsideration before wedding dates are set.*A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriendshining for deer.*Saturday you go to your local bowling alley.*There was at least one, if not several, in your class who had to helpmilk cows in the morning.*You have driven your car on the lake.*You can make sense of "upnort," "bat-tree" and "warrssh."*Every wedding dance you have ever been to has thehokey pokey and the chicken dance.*Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.*The local gas station sells live bait.*At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meatprocessing plant.*You think that the start of deer season or(the Packers going to the Super Bowl) is a national holiday! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Good stuff! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marsh_0x Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 (edited) Sorry a double post Edited November 20, 2011 by marsh_0x Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marsh_0x Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 *You think that the start of deer season or(the Packers going to the Super Bowl) is a national holiday!Hi bozodog, this needs to be quoted.The Pack is coming on turkey day, how about my Packers and your Detroit Lions coming out from the shadows.Yep back to back Super Bowls may happen.haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted November 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 Man, the Lions are doing great this year! I'm cheering for them to keep it up. Maybe no Super Bowl this year, but wait... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marsh_0x Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 (edited) Hi BozodogOuch re-reading the joke again is a lot closer to reality than others may think.In Wisconsin we can even walk on water (ice) fishing.We sure got more bars than many per population.Too much kool aid at the uncles farm decided to ride a milk heifer cow, did well until I got hungry for a rare beef steak, what's a soft bite on the neck darn ground is hard besides a possible cow pie.Yep my uncle said she never forgot me and would run away when spotting my car or me.Said to say a true story, but live and learn to put the kool aid down earlier hahaThought oof-dah was reserved for the upper Mi. crowd.Milking a cow and to squirt a barn cat, we became friends.Heavy forbid if my gas station didn't have live bait or kool aid.Go Pack Go and repeat the Super Bowl, Go Badgers Go to the Rose Bowl.Life is good...Marsh Edited December 3, 2011 by marsh_0x Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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