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hi team i thought this was clever and funny

A young Newfoundlander moved to California and went to a big mega-department store looking for a job.

The manager said, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid said, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Newfoundland."

Well, the boss liked the Newfoundland kid (of course) so he gave him the job.

"You can start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss said, "How many sales did you make today?"


"Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"


"$101.237.64? What did you sell?"

"I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Sea Ray.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Suburban."

"A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"

"No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot -- you might as well go fishing.'

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Good one, marty.

hi tg1911

have you got any smilie sites

ive been to google but all the ones i accessed are full of ads and if i hadent had my cookies set at prompt i would have been full

of ads .

i went to check my blocked cooky site and i blocked

10 ads from those sites.

fast click and double click were the most prominent

i was so p-------d off i thought i would come here and see if

any one

and smilie site ad free

i had one in my favourites but ive just got another hdd

and ive reformatted

and as usual i didnt save those sites to a disk

any ideas


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I use this one a lot:

If you want to copy and paste from it you need to open it in IE, not FF. Click on the icon itself (not the URL).

Lots of Smilies available there.


thanks dick

ive been in contact with sultan

so those 2 sites wiil be handy

thanks again


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