Embrace Your Inner Child


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i saw this on another message board and it just tickled me.i know....i'm easily amuse .

Don't be afraid...Embrace your inner child...

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:Follow the instructions to find your new name.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gidget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = boobie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tootie

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

3. Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

Hi... i'm tootie bubblelips :D

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I get 3! Perks of being an Elizabeth goes by Liz or Beth

Chim-chim, Zsa-zsa or Tootie Gizzardpants (hmmmm, time to use Beth more, I like Tootie the best) Fun, Echobay!

Tootie

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handplane  Posted on May 30 2005, 11:26 AM

  Way out names.

tg1911  Posted on May 30 2005, 02:19 PM

  I love it!

Pinky Chickenbrain

murtu52  Posted on May 30 2005, 11:41 AM

  i'm loopy applebreath...man, that was sure a great book....

rv56  Posted on May 30 2005, 06:26 PM

  Buttercup chicken brain...... huh.gif ??

blim  Posted on May 30 2005, 09:01 PM

  I get 3! Perks of being an Elizabeth goes by Liz or Beth

Chim-chim, Zsa-zsa or Tootie Gizzardpants (hmmmm, time to use Beth more, I like Tootie the best) Fun, Echobay!

Tootie

Hey handplane

Ahhh... Am i detecting some resistance to my evil plan ?

Resistance is futile you will be assimilate...

Using the cryptic code and your screen name i will now dub you zippy liverchunks...

Of course you are free to dispute this title.. :D

Hey

Pinky Chickenbrain

loopy applebreath

Buttercup chicken brain

Tootie Gizzardpants

Thanks for playing along. The names just tickle me!

loopy applebreath ...i have to agree with you. But at first i resisted "The Captain" i caved in and now my 1st grader is reading at a 3rd grade level because of the Captain. LOL he saw the book in his sisters library and the rest is history! Well ok that and i won't let him watch cartoons unless closed caption is on! ;)

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"i won't let him watch cartoons unless closed caption is on! "

Our old tv won't do that and my kids are older, but what an excellent idea!!!

Sending that advice to my sisters with little ones. I'll also have to look for the Captain book for Christmas presents for their kids! Thank You!!

It depends on the kid, but my son loved X Men comic books and he even got dyslexic daughter reading them, needless to say, I bought many ;) . Whatever works, right??

Tootie

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Hey handplane

Ahhh... Am i detecting some resistance to my evil plan ?

Resistance is futile you will be assimilate...

Using the cryptic code and your screen name i will now dub you zippy liverchunks...

Of course you are free to dispute this title.. 

From my real name, I get dubbed Cheeseball Girdlesniffer.

Now I have a dilemma.

Which one would I prefer to have?

I think it's lose/lose.

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From my real name, I get dubbed Cheeseball Girdlesniffer.

Now I have a dilemma.

Which one would I prefer to have?

I think it's lose/lose.

OH PLEASE... We really need a ROFL icon ... :lol::lol::lol:

Wow ..Sorry about that !

Wow...handplane..That IS a tough call!

Zippy Liverchunks and you're dog food...

Cheeseball Girdlesniffer and you're the Dawg!

DOH...Wassup Dawg? ;)

ok i'm havin to much fun at your expense...

i'm glad you don't have a "Talk to the hand " icon about now :D

Thanks for the giggles...

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"i won't let him watch cartoons unless closed caption is on! "

Our old tv won't do that and my kids are older, but what an excellent idea!!!

Sending that advice to my sisters with little ones. I'll also have to look for the Captain book for Christmas presents for their kids! Thank You!!

It depends on the kid, but my son loved X Men comic books and he even got dyslexic daughter reading them, needless to say, I bought many ;) . Whatever works, right??

Tootie

Hey blim...

he he he...Umm... i mean Tootie Gizzardpants...These names just crack me up. Ok i'll stop...

i do totally agree with the "What ever it takes" motto.

Ok ...i did mention he doesn't NOT get to watch "adult swim" even though CC is on right? :lol:

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Thanks for making the post fun?

handplane as Cheeseball Girdlesniffer and Zippy Liverchunks...You rock ...Thanks for putting up with my taunting!

rv56 as Buttercup Chickenbrain

tg1911 as Pinky Chickenbrain

murtu52 as Loopy Applebreath

Chappy as Squeezit Wafflebisquits

blim as Tootie Gizzardpants

Vile_DR as Loopy Appletush

Hey Vile_DR :lol: Loopy Appletush...It does sound like a dessert... LOL ...Thanks for playing!

Hey Chappy ... Squeezit Wafflebisquit :lol: Just to funny... Oh you brave soul you actually used your C.U.P. code name out in the open :) You're my hero! Wow you got guts Dave...Takes a secure kind of guy to pull that off ! Ok i'll shut up now and admire you from afar ...

8 Brave Souls

The Captain Underpants Crew!

echobay as Tootie Bubblelips... i sound like a trumpet player on a collagen overdose.

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