Marketing 101

[Chappy]

Marketing 101

Several women I know have asked me for an explanation of Marketing. Perhaps

the following analogies will help clear it up:

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic

in bed." -- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of

your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in

bed." -- That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone

number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's

Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your

dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach

up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and

then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I

hear you're fantastic in bed." -- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with

your friend. -- That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you. -- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome

men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one

situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm

fantastic in bed!" -- That's SPAM

[robroy]

lmao

[Vile_DR]

Definitely explains the who situation of marketing..i am all down for any party now

[bar5]

Barb