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The parrot


A guy named Ralph received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was

fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other

word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say

the least, rude.

Ralph tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly

saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think

of to try and set a good example.

Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.

He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, Ralph put the parrot in the


For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream.

Then, suddenly, there was quiet. Not a sound for half a minute.

Ralph was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly

opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto

Ralph's extended arm and said, "I believe I may have offended

you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavour at once

to correct my behaviour. I really am truly sorry and beg your


Ralph was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was

about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the

parrot continued : "May I ask what the chicken did ?"

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This is the second joke i have read in the forum, and i don't know if i can continue, because i am having may to much fun reading these...maybe is it the sugar

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