rv56 Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 The parrot ---------- A guy named Ralph received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. Ralph tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, Ralph put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then, suddenly, there was quiet. Not a sound for half a minute. Ralph was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Ralph's extended arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavour at once to correct my behaviour. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness." Ralph was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued : "May I ask what the chicken did ?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 This is a good one. I've read it before where it was a turkey, but still funny. Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 LOL Good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 This is a good one. I've read it before where it was a turkey, but still funny. Barb The turkey talked??? Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 This is a good one. I've read it before where it was a turkey, but still funny. Barb The turkey talked??? LizNot for long. Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 A giant LOL! (we are having too way much fun with this one, aren't we?) Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 This is the second joke i have read in the forum, and i don't know if i can continue, because i am having may to much fun reading these...maybe is it the sugar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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