A Dough Joke

[martymas]

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marty

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It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me

in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury

Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from

repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and

Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly

father, Pop Tart. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of

celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,

Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was

piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly

described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with

turnovers. He was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his

dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he

still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. The

funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

[bar5]

Hahaha. Good one Marty

Barb

[thesidekickcat]

That's hilarious Marty.

I needed a laugh right now. Thanks.

Thanks for sharing it with us.

God bless everyone.

[rv56]

thats a good one Marty.....

[macmarauder]

ROLF LMAO :D :D :D :D