Peaches Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Never lie to your motherBrian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of themeal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian'sroommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of arelationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made hermore curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, shestarted to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer thanmet the eye.Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you mustbe thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since yourmother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silvergravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to besure. So he sat down and wrote:______________________________________________________________________ Dear Mom,I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'mnot saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you werehere for dinner.Love, Brian ______________________________________________________________________Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother thatread:______________________________________________________________________ Dear Son,I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying thatyou 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, shewould have found the gravy ladle by now.Love, Mom LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER! ! ! ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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