sceeter32 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 If your local Dairy Queen is closed fromSeptember through May,You may live in Canada .If someone in a Home Depot storeOffers you assistance and they don't work there,You may live in Canada .If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,You may live in Canada .If you've had a lengthy telephone conversationWith someone who dialed a wrong number,You may live in Canada .If 'Vacation' means going anywhereSouth of Detroit for the weekend,You may live in Canada .If you measure distance in hours,You may live in Canada .If you know several peopleWho have hit a deer more than once,You may live in Canada .If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'In the same day and back again,You may live in Canada .If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snowDuring a raging blizzard without flinching,You may live in Canada .If you install security lights on your house and garage,But leave both unlocked,You may live in Canada .If you carry jumpers in your carAnd your wife knows how to use them,You may live in Canada .If you design your kid's Halloween costumeTo fit over a snowsuit,You may live in Canada .If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,You may live in Canada .If driving is better in the winterBecause the potholes are filled with snow,You may live in Canada .If you know all 4 seasons:Almost winter, winter, still winter,And road construction,You may live in Canada .If you have more milesOn your snow blower than your car,You may live in Canada .If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',You may live in Canada .If you actually understand these jokes,And forward them to allYour Canadian friends & others,You definitely live in Canada .This was sent to me and thought I'd share it with you all! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 What's funny is I've seen that same list, with minor variations and other locations; Illinois, Indiana, N & S Dakota, etc. Someone should make a list for, say, California: If you've ever demanded the government "do something" then complained about the entirely predictible results, you must be from CA. Or New York City: If you've ever said, "This is the greatest city in the world" and stepped over a homeless person in the same day, you must be from NYC. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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