Maid And The Gardener

[martymas]

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well Señora, there are 3 reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Your husband said so."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Your husband did."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Wife (furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE RAISE!

[sultan_emerr]

That's why I prefer French maids. Hahahahahahaha