martymas Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.''From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.'No, from the f**kin' skippin' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 (edited) (Wait a minute, WHY an Irishman? )------ Edited May 7, 2008 by JDoors Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted May 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 ha ha it was sent to me from an irish friend in guess where FLORIDAnot ireland so they are every wheretho i see where you are comming from yes it could be any race tho the irish seem to enjoy jokes about them selveswe know them here in nz as the first 500 emergrants were irish and from then on they came in drovesi think you had the same experience in old americamarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sultan_emerr Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 At least it was an Irishman joke that did not include "drunken Irishman"!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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