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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, from the f**kin' skippin'

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ha ha

it was sent to me

from an irish friend

in guess where

FLORIDA

not ireland

so they are every where

tho i see where you are comming from

yes it could be any race

tho the irish

seem to enjoy jokes about them selves

we know them here in nz

as the first 500

emergrants

were irish

and from then on they came in droves

i think you had the same experience

in old america

marty

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