flashh4 Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Howdy, thought you might enjoy this, it could happen !!Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that youquit your job today & that was the last straw.Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, hadcooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all ofyour soaps.You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anythingthat connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me oryou don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-HusbandP.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to WestVirginia together!Have a great life! ======================================================================== Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you& I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry fromwhat you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining &griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing thatcame to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raisedme not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn'tcomment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confusedwith MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that mysister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work itout. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit myjob & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home youwere gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hopeyou have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said thatthe letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So takecare. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla wasborn Carl. I hope that's not a problem. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 I REALLY didn't see that P.S. comin'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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