Words With Two Meanings

[Chappy]

8 WORDS WITH 2 MEANINGS

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male......... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male...... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) .

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male...... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male....... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en- ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male........ Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female..... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male......... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.......... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male....... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

[Phil]

Haha, nice post Chappy

[martymas]

that was a clever peice of

he and she summing up dave

my you still have a your facultys [spelling]grand dad

marty

[hitest]

LMAO

[blim]

So very true (times 8!)

Copy, paste and pass around, thanks, Dave!

Liz

[Dan72]

[irregularjoe]

That's a great smiley Dan72.

Mind if I borrow it?

[robroy]